Tuesday, February 24, 2009

25 Random Things

I finally succumbed to the peer pressure. Everybody's doing it. I just refuse to tag anyone.

Thanks for visiting my blog.

1. I have three superpowers.
2. I have the power of flight.
3. I have the power to kill a yak at 200 yards... with MIND BULLETS!!!
4. I have the power to move you.
5. I'm dendrophobic.
6. I have only 9 toe nails.
7. I love the Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan but I've never read the books. I listen to the audiobooks.
8. I'm stoked that Brandon Sanderson is writing the final book in the series.
9. I get to play in the dirt for a living.
10. I get paid to look for fossils.
11. I lick rocks.
12. I eat dust.
13. Used to play Magic: The Gathering and blow all my money on buying cards.
14. My name is Dan and I'm addicted to video games. (Hi Dan.) I've been sober since Thanksgiving. (Scattered Applause)
15. I have nightmares where my teeth get loose and fall out. No, that's all that happens. Yes, they are really nightmares where I wake up all sweaty and scared.
16. I've seen the sun rise and set on the same day more times this past year than probably all other times in my life combined.
17. I dance when no one is looking.
18. I used to be a substitute teacher and I enjoyed it. Too bad it doesn't pay the bills.
19. I get woken up every morning by a one year old, red-head, eagle-screamer.
20. I am the inspiration for the song My Front Porch Looking In by Lonestar.
21. I love to hug my daughter, The Bean, because she struggles and tries to get away.
22. I eat toast for breakfast every day and when we're out of bread, I turn to the dark side.
23. I wish that I could play at will the song Soulful Strut by Young-Holt Unlimited for all to hear while I walk.
24. I'm super lucky because I married a super hottie.
25. I realized that all of these could be new stati on facebook.

Stay in Love,

P.S. I hope you don't feel like this.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Office Awesomeness

The Great Office War from Runawaybox on Vimeo.

Not as good as the previous one, but still very very good.

Stay out of the papers,


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

High 5!

This is guaranteed to make you smile.

Read about it here.

Hearts and thoughts may fade away,


Monday, February 09, 2009

Joy Wanted to Say Something

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Sunday, February 08, 2009


This was the girls' dinner menu when Mommy was asleep today:


Hearts and thoughts may fade away,