Saturday, April 12, 2008

More Notes

The F-Word

Why did you say the F-word? I thought you were my friend. None of my friends say the F-word. When I asked you about it before, you were like "I always say the F-word. F. F. F. It's not a big deal. Everybody says it. Why don't you?" I don't want to say it because then I can't go to the celestial kingdom.

Birthday Parties

I'm not inviting you to my birthday party.

That's OK, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party either.

There are gonna be a lot of people there who hate you and you hate them too.

Ya. I can only invite like 12 people and I have to invite my cousins. What kind of party are you gonna have?

It's gonna be a dance party. Mario is gonna be there. I hope he takes his shirt off again like he did in English!

Ya!!! He is so hot. Did you see his abs?

Ya!!! :-)

Too bad you can't come to my party because my older cousin Frank is gonna be there. He's so hot!

Ya!! What does he look like?

He's tall and handsome. He has dark hair and dark eyes. He's good at sports and is strong and has abs. And he's 12 years old.

I'll have to meet him some other time. You should set us up!! :-)

Ya!!! :-)

To the best of my recollection, these are accurate reproductions of real notes I found.

Through the fire and flames,


Thursday, April 03, 2008

This is 100% Real

Hey do you think he would say yes if I asked him out.

Uh ya! If he danced w/ u he would! :)

Should I then?

Heck ya!!! lol im hyper!

Me too! (o's in 'too' turned into a google-eyed smiley)

k good! lol wow that was great! He is so wierd! :) ... but entertaining!

Ya! but do I just go up and ask him?? like in English.

idk! Do what you want! sure...

cause it seems like they say no when ur friends ask right!

sometimes. My friends asked Cooper 4 me! But I didn't even know they were!

Ya but that's different ----> (arrow indicates the note continues on opposite side of paper)

idk I think I'll ask him myself

ok! HaHa! Wait. Matt Stevens? Is that who it is? sorry.

Yes is that weird?

No why would it be?

IDK Wyatt kina freaks m out! Yikes

Haha ya! Me too!!!

Is passing a note to Matt Retarded or not?!!

I had fun tracking this one down. The trick is in the timing. You have to let the note get passed enough times to become interesting otherwise it's just a strangely folded piece of paper with one line on it.

Names have not been changed to protect the innocent,