Saturday, April 12, 2008

More Notes

The F-Word

Why did you say the F-word? I thought you were my friend. None of my friends say the F-word. When I asked you about it before, you were like "I always say the F-word. F. F. F. It's not a big deal. Everybody says it. Why don't you?" I don't want to say it because then I can't go to the celestial kingdom.


Birthday Parties

I'm not inviting you to my birthday party.

That's OK, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party either.


There are gonna be a lot of people there who hate you and you hate them too.

Ya. I can only invite like 12 people and I have to invite my cousins. What kind of party are you gonna have?

It's gonna be a dance party. Mario is gonna be there. I hope he takes his shirt off again like he did in English!

Ya!!! He is so hot. Did you see his abs?

Ya!!! :-)

Too bad you can't come to my party because my older cousin Frank is gonna be there. He's so hot!

Ya!! What does he look like?

He's tall and handsome. He has dark hair and dark eyes. He's good at sports and is strong and has abs. And he's 12 years old.

I'll have to meet him some other time. You should set us up!! :-)

Ya!!! :-)

To the best of my recollection, these are accurate reproductions of real notes I found.

Through the fire and flames,

Dan

4 comments:

Mama said...

I take it thses were middle school notes. Hilarious! Thanks for the smile.

Faith said...

Ahhh...the raging hormones...

Carterista said...

A 12-year old set-up. What grade??? I've teased some of my 6th graders lately, but mostly I don't even want to know. Ü

becca said...

These just kill me! When you read them, do you have to try and not laugh? I think you should stand there in front of the class and read it silently and laugh and then put it away- torture em!