Saturday, October 18, 2008

Facial Hair

Before Faith and I started dating, I had a mustache. I used to want to grow it out and stuff, but sadly, my genetics denies me this ability. I knew however that I would be in good company if I ever did grow it out. Look at all the famous and accomplished people with facial hair.
Martin Luther King Jr.Pres. William H. TaftPres. Theodore RooseveltPres. Chester A. ArthurNapoleonCary GrantMark TwianGandhiCharlie ChaplinAlbert Einstein

Do your D.A.N.C.E.,

Dan

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Barbie

The other day, Grace and I were hanging out on the deck out back. She's got a little Barbie folding chair and she was pointing at and talking about the butterflies and flowers on it. I pointed to the picture of Barbie and asked her "Who's that?" She looked straight at me with those huge eyes and said in all seriousness "mmmMommy."

Fathers be good to your daughters,

Dan

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Boot

I finally got new boots. Leith's stati are weird,

Dan

Monday, October 06, 2008

Embarrassing

I always thought I didn't look that bad in High School. Looking back at my yearbook photos helps me realize my error.

Freshman YearSophomore YearJunior YearSenior Year
He hit the purple jewel on his forehead and then half of his fur fell off,

Dan

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Shoulda been an Entymologist

This bug looked like an ant only it was an inch and a half long.
Then they flap their wings at the last second,

Dan

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Spider

At work this week, one of my co-workers and I were doing survey's on tribal land. This big ol' spider was sitting in the middle of its web strung between two sagebrush bushes. We almost walked right between them. There's nothing in this photo for scale, but the abdomen is about an inch long.

Leave a message and I'll call you back,

Dan

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Warning Sign

I don't know what this means.

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine,

Dan

Sunday, September 21, 2008

No horns and not a toad

Can you see the animal in this picture?It's a horny toad.Can I keep him?

Dan

Friday, September 19, 2008

Bowling

I drove by Bowling Ball Lane today. Here's a picture. Can you see how it got its name?
Here's a closer look.
Eye of the tiger,

Dan

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bug

This bug was on the roof of my 4Runner kicking and flailing.

Then it flew a way,

Dan

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Yes He is!

Despite the spelling error, I thought this would be an appropriate Sunday post.Come, come ye saints,

Dan

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

Shouldn't That Sign Read "Road Closed"?

A few weeks ago, I had the opportunity to be monitoring construction on a well pad when they had to use explosives to break up the bedrock in order to dig deeper. Everyone on site had to move away about a quarter of a mile. I wanted to film the action so I climbed a hill with a couple other guys to get a better view. One of the trucks from the construction company drove back towards the well pad and I assumed they wouldn't blow everything up until they came back so I turned around to take in the scenery. My assumption was wrong. No sooner had I turned my back when a sound like a hundred cannons going off at the same time erupted from what seemed like directly behind me. I nearly peed my pants. One of the guys there said "I don't care how many times you've seen that or how old you are, that's still cool."This week, I was on another monitor. Unknown to me, a nearby well pad was also being blasted. I wasn't ready for that one either. Once again, peeing in my pants was a possibility. Once again, I didn't get to film it. About a half hour later, I noticed small tan spots all over my shirt, pants, and hat. That dust was solid rock not too long ago.Tear the roof off the sucka,

Dan

Friday, August 29, 2008

Dinosaurs 2: Electric Boogaloo

Occasionally, I get the opportunity to work in Colorado (as you've probably gathered from previous posts). So I've been able to find dinosaurs there too. Here are a few. The last green one is actually in Utah, but it's on the way to Colorado.

You know they want your ruby slippers and your little dog too,

Dan

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Religion

Dinosaurs need it too.

Vampires in the sun,

Dan

Friday, August 22, 2008

Bones

Here are some fossils I found.
Crocodile scutes (aka. dermal armor, dermal ossicles, or osteoderms)Crocodile jaw fragments (see the tooth in the upper right corner?)Fish centra (aka. vertebrae, backbones)Brontothere cervical vertebra 4 (aka. rhino-type neck bone)

If you get an outfit you can be a cowboy too,

Dan

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Chipmunk in Colora'o

I couldn't get close enough to tell whether this is Chip or Dale, but I am sure he's a Rescue Ranger.

I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy,

Dan

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Gas Pump

I didn't know that gas pumps that don't accept debit/credit cards still existed outside antique shops and museums. But they do. I used this one in Rangely, CO.A Great place to live,

Dan

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Dinosaurs

I think it's pretty cool that I get paid to look for fossils. Not many people can say that. To prove that I'm successful in what I do, here are some pictures of some dinosaurs I found in Vernal this past week.
Alice the camel has four humps,

Dan

Friday, August 08, 2008

Farmer's Tans

I get to spend a lot of time outside. Consequently, I have a pretty good farmer's tan. Grace inherited my skin and she tans really well too. Her farmer's tan isn't as clear as mine, but it's still there. I had to hold her still so Faith could snap the photo. If you know Grace, she hates being confined in any way.

On the road to nowhere,

Dan

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Bug

I was sitting on a monitor the other day when a huge weird bug landed on my shoulder. It had large emerald green eyes and a conical body covered in yellow fuzz. It stayed there long enough for me to take out my camera, turn it on, switch it to the macro setting and turn it off again. I accidentally hit the on/off button instead of the "take a picture" button. I turned it on again, and then just as I was about to take the picture, it flew away. This is what I got instead.

We know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been,

Dan

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Paleo Survey

A paleontological survey is required for any new construction of roads, well pads, or pipelines. So that's what I do. To do a paleo survey you need a 4WD vehicle. The gas fields are about an hour from Vernal but often you drive two to get to the site for a survey. You keep track of time and miles driven for each job and have to take notes and pictures. You take notes on the legal description (where the project is located and where it goes and stuff), notes on the geology (what rocks and stuff are there), and notes on the paleontology (what fossils are there). The pictures are taken to prove that you were there. First you take a picture of the beginning of the access road.Then you take a picture of the pipeline tie-in.Then you take a picture where the access road enters the well pad.You take a pictures of any fossils you might find. If it's not on Indian reservation land, you can collect anything that might be significant. It will end up in a museum, most likely BYU's Earth Science Museum. Finally, you take a picture of the center stake and sign it as further evidence that you were there so you can move onto the next thing.This is the most basic and common thing I do for work besides monitor construction which is another story. A much longer, more boring, and dangerous one.

He kicked my caboose every which way but loose,

Dan